It strikes me that, if a decision can be bikeshedded to death, it's not, generally speaking, an important decision.

DIMM vs. Udimm vs. Rdimm vs. Sodimm vs. Cudimm: What's the Difference?

Any chance you have a gopher server running there then?

Only if you believe that executing in the kernel is necessary and that there could not be another way to do this, with public interfaces.

"Warning: This paragraph is about science so, if this topic causes you undue alarm, please close your eyes until you've finished reading it."

Amazing.